Super Mario 64: Browser Edition is remarkably responsive, with no lag, no graphical issues, and all the sounds and music that we love from the original. Seriously, it's sitting to the left of this right now. A game that used to need an entire cartridge to run on a purpose-built console can now be played in a tab while we type this article.
But now we've got all the 'Nintendo ban incoming' chat out of the way, let's talk about how incredible this story is.